In which I am denied club membership
Oct. 27th, 2011 | 09:49 am
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In which we go skiing
Apr. 5th, 2011 | 07:52 am
Watching me maneuver on skis is like watching a cat trying to get out of a bathtub...and then there's The Boyfriend who's skis were merely an extension of his already very long self.
As my Dad says, "Never, under any circumstances, no matter WHAT threats are made attempt to teach your wife/SO/girlfriend/whathaveyou how to ski. You pay someone else for that punishment."
On the upside? I didn't die.
Also- this German guy named Klaus from a company called Capricorn keeps calling into my office. I now have the sneaking suspicion that someone here actually works for MI6.
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In which we take a sick day
Mar. 19th, 2011 | 05:58 pm
I think I'm the only person in the world who can drink one (1) beer on St. Patrick's Day and still end the night with her head in a toilet. BAH.
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Adventures in San Francisco, pt. 1
Mar. 9th, 2011 | 06:03 pm
True story, kids. One grey morning while visitng the boy I wandered to the corner market for some breakfast fixins. While standing in line behind this normal 20ish girl in a black dress I hear the "click click click" belonging to Sophie the Chihuahua...walking on her hind legs. Cue poker-faced adoration from the Used to Be Sane Lady and the two biped their way out the door and wait at the corner for the bloody red hand to change. Sophie then drops to all four legs to wait. The hand turns to the Green Man and she hops back up on hind legs and walks across the street. WAT.
San Francisco, I love you.
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In which I am become a meme
Dec. 21st, 2010 | 08:46 am
location: Irvine, CA
Advice Britta!
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In which I respond to e-mails in a particular medium
Dec. 15th, 2010 | 11:32 am
location: Irvine, CA
Because Lego is tasty.

"This morning there were two crows (I think? Are ravens around here?) on top of the lightpole right before the gym, making this methodical scratching noise as they moved. And they watched me as I walked past. WTB?!"
This guy.
We've seen this lady before.
So much Yay.
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In which he fights for a delicious supper
Dec. 7th, 2010 | 07:13 pm
location: Long Beach, CA
Two things the Boy and I are currently excited about:
1. Gnocchi
2. TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Next Friday can't come quick enough. Rumor is we'll be at the Gizmodo Tron meetup at the Metreon if any of you 5 are going :)
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In which I we realize some people have really ugly dogs.
Dec. 6th, 2010 | 04:53 pm
location: Irvine, CA
No, seriously, my friend has a really, REALLY ugly dog that is toted around like a Crown Jewel. ::iiam::
Also: Meet Dando, the Most Crazy Dog. #3 is my favorite :)
Also: Meet Dando, the Most Crazy Dog. #3 is my favorite :)
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In which my skills are put to good use.
Oct. 14th, 2010 | 01:57 pm
location: Irvine, CA
I introduced Aubrey and Jim to one another 6 yrs ago this Halloween. On Saturday, October 16th they're getting murried. CONGRATS YOUSE GUYZ!!






